at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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