Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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