just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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