did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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