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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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