We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I am naked and annoyed.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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