i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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