marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
