after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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