if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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