Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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