It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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