Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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