Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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