i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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