I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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