I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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