Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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