He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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