I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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That accounts for only three of the penises
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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