My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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