she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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