i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
wrigley field is MILF paradise
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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