at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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