My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
me + whiskey = a bad person
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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