but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
