I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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