coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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