R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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