I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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