Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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