Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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