This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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