i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Dick very happy bro
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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