Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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