i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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