I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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