I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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