this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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