Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Porn is love you can see.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
