I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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