Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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