I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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