thus making me awesome and them whores
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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