just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Is Oprah even human
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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