i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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