brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I heard we made out
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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