he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.