we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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