i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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