Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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