Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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