He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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