Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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